524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.