524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.

Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!