407 Quotes by Garrison Keillor

What would people think?'Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is like a cloud of gnats. Constant motion. That's why you have to look at the heart.'Oh,' said Grandpa.

That's the news from Lake Woebegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

Don't worry about the past and don't try to figure out the future

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.

If it were not for the truth of fiction there would not be any truth at all.