407 Quotes by Garrison Keillor

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.

Sex is not a mechanical act that fails for lack of technique, and it is not a performance by the male for the audience of the female; it is a continuum of attraction that extends from the simplest conversation and the most innocent touching through the act of coitus.

I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends.