387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind, But it is very difficult to treat because it cannot even be defined, Because everything is not gold that glisters and everything is not a tear that glistens, And one man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Very Like a Whale

Tonight’s December thirty-first,Something is about to burst.The clock is crouching, dark and small,Like a time bomb in the hall.Hark, it's midnight, children dear.Duck! Here comes another year!

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

To love is an active verb.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

All that glitters is sold as gold.

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.