911 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

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    Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has gotten so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might mistake the dosage and just have a good time.

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    Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with.

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