204 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for [fame]. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.

I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but [your scent] is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.'

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.