You can’t even go to a bar anymore, meet strangers that become friends or women who become lovers. You need the extra step of finding them through an app or bonding over an app, that or the make and model of your fucking phone, which you must display as much as possible.

If love is free, it will be of very, very little value.

How socially inept or masochistic would you have to be to want to get involved with online dating?

OkCupid has a lot of creeps.