I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.