Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?""Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged. He raised an eyebrow. "The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away?

I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear

You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled. 'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted. 'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people''Too late

How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?

They are my baby Keelans!

Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!

you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger

They're mine; I adopted them' Meryn declared cheerfully

Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person