We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.

Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.