Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Her locks an ancient lady gaveHer loving husband's life to save;And men — they honored so the dame —Upon some stars bestowed her name.But to our modern married fair,Who'd give their lords to save their hair,No stellar recognition's given.There are not stars enough in heaven.

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.

ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.

The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.