A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.