In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.

I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 different ways to do it wrong.