I lost the plot and bought myself an allotment

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up.

Always walk as if you’re running late, it’s healthier.

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

A sneeze can never be to far away

Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive