11 Quotes by Bill Maher about Funny
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
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