The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

All those men who end up disappointing you. After a while, you don't even want to have feelings anymore. You just want to get on with your life.

She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but she didn't want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk.

When you live a lie, you damage the soul.

It’s not what I can afford, it’s what I want to afford.

Why is it that everyone who’s had a baby acts like they’re the only one who ever has?

You always think life is going to get easier when you get older, but it doesn’t.

When one good thing happened to you, other good things seemed to follow.

Beware what you consume, lest you appetite grow by what it feeds on.