The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!