Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.