The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

One of the issues that we professional newspaper columnists are required by union regulations to voice grave concern about is the federal budget deficit, which we refer to as the "mounting" deficit, because every extra word helps when you have to produce a certain number of gravely concerned newsprint inches.