I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?