62 Quotes by Dylan Moran about Funny
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I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
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He looks like a horse in a man costume!
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I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid that I am now? I don't know. Getting taller helps. It spreads out a bit.
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Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.
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Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.
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I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
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Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.
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Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!
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Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!
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