The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.

An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

There is a lot of difference between the man who is not able and his brother who is notable.

It's surprising how much wisdom every man possesses -- if not for his own affairs, then for the affairs of others.

The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.

Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.

Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer.

A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.