They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.

I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

But an inferior talent can only be graceful when it's carrying inferior ideas. And the more narrowly you can look at a thing the more entertaining you can be about it.

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.

Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery.

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.

What are you going to do? "Can't say - run for president, write -" "Greenwich Village?" "Good heavens, no - I said write - not drink.

You've got an awfully kissable mouth.