If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.