Shut your cake hole, you revolting young blot.

I hate missing everything. That's why I want to marry well and be a grand lady. Then I can host all the parties, all the time, and see everything that is going on always. How can you stand not knowing?

It didn't feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who'd agreed to the job.

We're a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.

It is a valuable thing for an intelligencer to be forgotten.

He might have lost his mind, but never his fashion sense.

After every unladylike action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction. Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.

We like the shadows. That's where all the power is.

Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.