A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.

Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

Enough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.

Men peak at age nineteen and go downhill.

When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.