English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.

I think there's a lot of power in listening to one person talking to you. And this should never be underestimated.One person sitting and talking to you and, you're pulled in, in ways that technology and art and all cannot.

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.

I think that you are only obliged to be a humorist from the age of 18 until you turn 30. Past the age of 30 I don't think there is any obligation to be clever at all.