24 Quotes by George Lopez about Funny
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Eh, Whappaaaa!
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
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Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
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Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!
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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
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