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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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