It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.

If a body catch a body coming through the rye.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy.