If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

I think it's good if a man gives a woman some time to herself because I think we all need that and we can all benefit from that. It doesn't imply a rejection of the other person, just a sense that because we do have our separate identities, sometimes you have to be less involved in another person's life or need to have that other person be less involved in your life.

A man needs a private life. With no ability to have a private life, one thing leads to another, and before you know it we have Bill and Monica. We need to get real about things. Humans are humans. Why should we expect more?

Everyone pretty much acknowledges that he's the man, and I still feel that underrates him.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this -- heat is making me absolutely crazy.

And this, incidentally, is my thumbnail sketch of American marriage: A woman sees a man; she likes him. Now she jumps on this thing and rides it to some kind of standstill. Then she changes it and trains it, and to the exact degree that she's able to do this, she disrespects him.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.