If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.