Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

It really never came up, but I think that in present-day America, they're - you know, and I touched on it in the initial clip - is that we are in the middle of this culture war.

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

I don't want people to think I believe in God.

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

I think when my mother died, it was such a - you know, a shock to the logic that I had been raised with.

I like to think of bread as really bland cake.

But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really.

It's kind of hard to articulate, but, like, this notion of mercy, forgiveness, was very appealing for me. It was very profound. And it had a deep impact, and I think it still does.