Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.