25 Quotes by M.F. Moonzajer about funny
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There is a lot to learn about love and positions.
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A woman is always better in everything with the mouth; she talks a lot.
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I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
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When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.
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Isn’t it funny? You forgive people before they ask forgiveness. Later they expect your apologize.
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Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them.
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You are funny like a kid and awesome like a princessUnseen like an angel, like the morning sunshine… Kindness like a river and highness like a mountain, In the middle of the Rheine, the cute face and sweet lips …(La la la la, La la , mmmm , mm …)Keep the lovely smile, in your juicy icy eyes Open the heaven for my eyes, forever angel voice Never angry never harsh, never mad never marsh Dear or darling, either diamond or dime, Overall the dream of the world
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I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
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I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.
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