You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.