Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can never express love.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking.

A true friend doesn't have guts; they beat you up and later plead with you to beat them back.

People will say,"there's heaven and hell", and they take it so serious that they look so sorrowful with penitence. I would rather ask them to show me the route that leads to heaven or hell.

If it takes years to build a friendship, then every other relationship should be called 'a quickie.

I don't talk with everybody because i am not everybody, i am single.

When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own detriment. When such a child breaks free, don't be surprised to see him/her in porn movies.

If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.