In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

We seem to birds to be chained to planet Earth.

Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

Contrary to popular belief, some animals would not have each chosen to be a human being, if they were given the choice between being what they are and being human.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

Some people make it extremely difficult to continue believing that complaining is not one of the basic human needs.

Our arrogance as a species is only a few degrees away from us claiming that we invented, not discovered, fire.