Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.

Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.