Destroying your mirrors leaves your facial blemishes intact.

Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.

Ambition is greed without makeup.

You cannot really stop aging. You can only delay or hide some of its effects.

Wearing things such as makeup and fake hair is some people’s subconscious way of showing God where they are adamant He made a mistake.

Makeup often makes a woman look like she has lotioned her face with a roll-on deodorant.

Makeup often makes a man look like he is cheating, not behaving himself, by making his woman look unlike herself.

Makeup often seems to be used to hide a woman’s beauty.

Makeup is often used to hide a facial skin condition that was worsened, or even caused, by makeup.