Disease intensifies narcissism, especially if it is terminal.

Shyness is a symptom of and a punishment for thinking too little of and too much about yourself.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.

When conversing, some people regularly stop talking, not to listen, but to rest their tongues.

Spirituality destroys the ego. Religion strengthens it.

The question ‘How are you (doing)?’ is the most common way of indirectly saying ‘Ask me how I am (doing)’.

Sex, or masturbation, is the only experience that millions of people are able to truly enjoy, despite their knowing that it has not been, is not being, and will not be captured to be shared on social media.

One of the main effects of social media is our confusing of someone’s obsession with their appearance with self-love or confidence.