Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).

Sanity is a never-ending tug of war between oneself, pulling one’s attention towards happiness, and one’s mind, pulling it towards unhappiness.

Almost every sane person is at least two different people.

Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.

Almost everything that will be said or done by someone who is suspected of being insane will seem to confirm that suspicion.

Most sane people feel happy way less often than they act happy.

People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.

When you are with any of the vast majority of sane people who can talk, silence is usually as infrequent—and definitely as brief—as the sound of a fart.