To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

You can care about someone’s health, future, and/or safety more than they do, or even though they don’t, but you cannot love them more than they love themselves.

The love of life as a whole is the highest degree of self-love.

Love, unless it is for life as a whole, is contaminated by things such as our preferences and memories.

Men pay for sex. Women pay with sex.

Men are born with nothing with which to buy. Women are born with something to sell.

Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.