A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.