How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle.What was it, anyway, that angry thing that flew at me?I am unused to banshees crying Boo at me.Your wife can’t be a banshee—Or can she?

...I would not engage the wombatIn any form of mortal combat.

Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives,They fail as husbands and as wives,Therefore they cynically disparageEverybody else's marriage- Ogden Nash, The Cucko

I could not eat a kangaroo. But many fine Australians do. Those with cookbooks as well as boomerangs Prefer him in tasty kangaroo-meringues.

Very Like a Whale

Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..