Scroll through a list of books online, and you will find page after page after page of book covers with shirtless guys and titles that scream BILLIONAIRE ROMANCE! or ALPHA-MALE PARANORMAL WEREWOLF ROMANCE! or something equally ridiculous. All these shitty books look like clones of each other. There's not an original thought in sight.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing.

If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.

Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?

Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.

You're not the butcher, selling sausages. You're the cow, pre-sausage.

The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.

Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?