Christians believe:If you love God you go to heaven.If you don't go to heaven, you go to hell.So, if you don't love God, you go to hell.God created everything, including heaven and hell.So he created a torture chamber, in case you don't love him back.Crazy.

I bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like: "Damn, that name is way cooler.

Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.

If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates? Or does he outsource the job to penis-manufacturing elves?

Religion is the opposite of freedom. God is a dictator.

Religion is the opposite of freedom. God is a dictator. That's why dictators can so easily manipulate religious fundamentalists. They're used to it.

Every time a young girl gets raped, it's proof that there is no God. What kind of a God would just twiddle his thumbs and watch, while his daughter gets raped?

People don't believe in God because it's true, but because they were the victims of early childhood indoctrination.

WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.