9 Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy about wise-words
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Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.
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You're not the butcher, selling sausages. You're the cow, pre-sausage.
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Bad choices make good stories.
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Love is an addiction.
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The purpose of a democratic government is to protect the poor from the rich. The purpose of religion is to protect the rich from the poor.
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Make racism wrong again.
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Owning a gun proves "In God we trust" is a lie. If you actually trusted in God, you wouldn't feel like you need a gun.
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Ten short years ago, nobody had ever heard of a selfie. But today every decent cell phone has not one but two cameras, so you can take idiotic duck face pictures. And don't forget the billion dollar selfie-stick industry. Capitalism has found a whole new way to turn our vanity into profit.
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Love makes life worth living.
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