52 Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy about writers-on-writing
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Scroll through a list of books online, and you will find page after page after page of book covers with shirtless guys and titles that scream BILLIONAIRE ROMANCE! or ALPHA-MALE PARANORMAL WEREWOLF ROMANCE! or something equally ridiculous. All these shitty books look like clones of each other. There's not an original thought in sight.
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You know what I love about writing non-fiction? The story is already there. I just have to write it down.
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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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If no one reads your books, are you still an author?
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Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, Anthony Jeselnik and I have the same sense of humor. They're just better at it than I am.
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You're not the butcher, selling sausages. You're the cow, pre-sausage.
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I call my writing style 'Short-Attention-Span Stand-Up.' Or SASSU for short. Sassy.
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The difference between a writer and an author: Writers call each other writers. Readers call writers authors.
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Don't worry about offending people. Any time you write something thought provoking, some idiots will complain, because they hate it when you make them think.
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